1. emotionalpanda:

    headcanon that cosima called Beth “officer girlscout” in the beginning but after seeing her with Alison she’d start mumbling “officer gay scout”

    • teacher: describe yourself in one word
    • me: done
  2. chessys:

    stop leaking female celebrities nudes and start leaking the sims 4

  3. tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

    tastefullyoffensive:

    "I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

  4. turbomun:

My kind of book

emily

    turbomun:

    My kind of book

    emily

  5. shaxaphone:

    your honor, my client is innocent. like, come on. for real. come on, your honor. seriously dude

  6. vinegod:

    Didn’t see that one coming by Thomas Sanders

  7. spideysass:

    listoflifehacks:

    If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

    some of these piss me off like “wash ur feet in vodka”

    are you fucking kidding me do you know how expensive vodka is like yeah just pour this into a tub and wash your nasty ass feet in it

    food odor isn’t hard to “cure” like just fucking wash ur feet goddamn

    ^

  8. sonia-nevermind:

    sylveonsaccharide:

    sonia-nevermind:

    sonia-nevermind:

    ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE

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    ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE AND PLAY MUSIC

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    What about ads that play music, but you can’t find them anywhere on the page?

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  9. maria-amino:

    rihenna:

    Rihanna as Tip in the first official Dreamworks Animation Trailer Home

    I WANNA SEE LOTS OF HYPE OVER THIS MOVIE I WANNA SEE EXCITEMENT CAUSE THIS IS THE FIRST CGI MOVIE WITH A BLACK PROTAGONIST
  10. double0strider:

    thebettycrockercakedragon:

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    The Fault in our Links

    “I fell in love the way the cuccos attacked… Slowly, and then all at once.”

  11. yummyinmytumbly:

Pizza Spaghetti Casserole

its like two of my fav things combined…

    yummyinmytumbly:

    Pizza Spaghetti Casserole

    its like two of my fav things combined…

  12. findchaos:

    findchaos:

    ChaosLife: Trans* Trip-Up

    It needed to be said, since I’m tired of every conversation about our comic (on other sites) devolving into discussion of my crotch giblets.

    Of course, that comes with the huge caveat that I am personally an open book, but that’s only when asked directly and within context (i.e., the subject of my crotch has been brought up, by us). Otherwise, it’s needlessly invasive, objectifying, and rarely comes from a place of genuine understanding. And that’s my liberal take on the subject. Imagine a trans* person who is as private as any other person or isn’t “out” or experiences dysphoria with their bodies.

    This is a lesson lots of people need to learn: don’t be a Katie Couric.

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    Have another round for the day crowd!

  13. spookypenetration:

lms if u cried wow real bravery

aAHAhahahahaaHAHAhahaha

    spookypenetration:

    lms if u cried wow real bravery

    aAHAhahahahaaHAHAhahaha

  14. blackeneddawn:

    sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

    m0stlydead:

    usuallyantisocial:

    mantaradius:

    firetrucking-himym:

    Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color

    /every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply

    red heads would in fact be satanic 

    Why aren’t we thinking about this the other way round. If your hair looked like your eyes that’d be neato

    *brown eyed people sighs deeply again*

    ^