1. turbomun:

My kind of book

emily

    turbomun:

    My kind of book

    emily

  2. shaxaphone:

    your honor, my client is innocent. like, come on. for real. come on, your honor. seriously dude

  3. vinegod:

    Didn’t see that one coming by Thomas Sanders

  4. spideysass:

    listoflifehacks:

    If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

    some of these piss me off like “wash ur feet in vodka”

    are you fucking kidding me do you know how expensive vodka is like yeah just pour this into a tub and wash your nasty ass feet in it

    food odor isn’t hard to “cure” like just fucking wash ur feet goddamn

    ^

  5. sonia-nevermind:

    sylveonsaccharide:

    sonia-nevermind:

    sonia-nevermind:

    ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE

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    ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE AND PLAY MUSIC

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    What about ads that play music, but you can’t find them anywhere on the page?

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  6. maria-amino:

    rihenna:

    Rihanna as Tip in the first official Dreamworks Animation Trailer Home

    I WANNA SEE LOTS OF HYPE OVER THIS MOVIE I WANNA SEE EXCITEMENT CAUSE THIS IS THE FIRST CGI MOVIE WITH A BLACK PROTAGONIST
  7. double0strider:

    thebettycrockercakedragon:

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    The Fault in our Links

    “I fell in love the way the cuccos attacked… Slowly, and then all at once.”

  8. yummyinmytumbly:

Pizza Spaghetti Casserole

its like two of my fav things combined…

    yummyinmytumbly:

    Pizza Spaghetti Casserole

    its like two of my fav things combined…

  9. findchaos:

    findchaos:

    ChaosLife: Trans* Trip-Up

    It needed to be said, since I’m tired of every conversation about our comic (on other sites) devolving into discussion of my crotch giblets.

    Of course, that comes with the huge caveat that I am personally an open book, but that’s only when asked directly and within context (i.e., the subject of my crotch has been brought up, by us). Otherwise, it’s needlessly invasive, objectifying, and rarely comes from a place of genuine understanding. And that’s my liberal take on the subject. Imagine a trans* person who is as private as any other person or isn’t “out” or experiences dysphoria with their bodies.

    This is a lesson lots of people need to learn: don’t be a Katie Couric.

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    Have another round for the day crowd!

  10. spookypenetration:

lms if u cried wow real bravery

aAHAhahahahaaHAHAhahaha

    spookypenetration:

    lms if u cried wow real bravery

    aAHAhahahahaaHAHAhahaha

  11. blackeneddawn:

    sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

    m0stlydead:

    usuallyantisocial:

    mantaradius:

    firetrucking-himym:

    Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color

    /every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply

    red heads would in fact be satanic 

    Why aren’t we thinking about this the other way round. If your hair looked like your eyes that’d be neato

    *brown eyed people sighs deeply again*

    ^

    • Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
    • Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
    • Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
    • Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
    • Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
    • Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
    • An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
    • A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
    • Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
    • An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
    • A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
    • Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
    • An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
    • Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
    • Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
    • Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.
    • Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
    • Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.
    • A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
    • A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
    • PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
    • Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England.
    • Hussie: You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.
    • Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.
    • Once-ler: You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.
    • Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.
    • An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
    • Cuil Theory: You have two cows. I give you a hamburger.
    • Oprah Winfrey: You get a cow! And you get a cow! Everybody gets a cow!
    • Mushu: Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow.
  12. 
if i can just

here have that reaction image on me

    if i can just

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    here have that reaction image on me

    • Men: If Orange is the New Black is so good with representation, why are all the men horrible?
    • Women: They're not all horrible. Bennett's nice. What more do you want?
    • Men: But he's clueless and irresponsible! And that's just ONE guy! How can you give me ONE decent male character in a slew of diverse female characters and call THAT representation?
    • Women:
    • Women:
    • Women:
    • Women:
    • Women:
    • Women:
    • Women: ...must be tough.
  13. It..is…accomplished!

    sander fucking cohen