zeldathemes:

Theme #14: Master Sword

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Two things inspired me to make this theme: the first was the people who messaged me over and over asking, “If your URL is zeldathemes, then don’t you have any themes based on Legend of Zelda?” The second was because I wanted to dedicate a theme to my boyfriend, who gave me very large and very heavy replica of the Master Sword when he asked me to prom. 

This theme is based off the video game series, Legend of Zelda. It includes:

• A sidebar created entirely out of code, a description that has no height limit, and a blog title and subtitle.
• Every single color, link, and image in this theme can be changed, as well as the fonts (in fact, the color options are so numerous they might be overwhelming for some).
• Seven custom links that you can get rid of if you don’t want them.
• Multiple options, including the option to show tags at the bottom of each post, to stretch the background so it fits any screen resolution, to show/hide the extra links, the option to use a custom font, and to use Webkit Scrollbar.

Please like/reblog if you use this theme!

riffleromance:

Isla Fisher as Myrtle Wilson in The Great Gatsby.

Except that I don’t see any surplus flesh. It’s just a skinny woman with big tits and a nice ass. Ugh…Modern beauty standards strike again…

mytumblything:

This. - Imgur

I need this.

This is actually perfect.

My exact reaction to every Hemingway book ever…

nethenclawpuff:

silvergryphon:

lurknomoar:

consulting-time-captain:

remyreaper:

seispassaros:

Do you know what I like the most here? They’re women and they ARE NOT wearing super sexualized leather clothes or posing in impossible ways.

And, of course, the Captain America 40’s hair.

this is perfect.

THIS is how you do genderbends. There is NO reason to sexualize their costumes or their poses unless you’re going for a porn thing (perfectly acceptable). The only costume that’s really been changed at all is Bruce’s and all they’ve really done is exchanged the pants for a pencil skirt. Not a mini-skirt. A pencil skirt.

Also the fact that Nat’s costume is completely unchanged on the male version just goes to show how little the original is sexualized, despite what people think. It’s figure-hugging, yes. So is Cap’s, so is Clint’s, so is Tony’s for that matter. Hulk strips down to a pair of ripped shorts, for christ’s sake. It looks like her butt is emphasized because Scarlett happens to have a bangin’ ass that looks good in a cat-suit. If she had a flat butt, it would look flat.

Okay, I’m done.

This is abso-fucking-lutely brilliant. Especially everyone’s hair. 

The decision to keep Fury bald is just amazing. One thing about super-ladies that really bothers me is that they always have this mass of hair that is just begging to be grabbed by some assailant or getting in their face. Lady Thor’s braids are also fantastic, very true to Norse tradition, and Lady Tony’s hair is perfect.

I REALLY LIKE THE HAIR

LOVELY.

And Lady-Clint’s arms. Her arms are fantastic- strong and toned and they actually looks like she uses a very powerful bow all the time. Incredible.

This came up on my dash again - still love it

bewarethegrayghost:

Harmony Boucher

VuVuVultures

Brixton

© Chris Patmore

the-jedi-witch:

STR8 PPL I CAN’T

Oh, Betty McRae…

hankypankyinthetardis:

methlabrador:

everybodys dad has a weird obsession with something

mine has many

My dad has a weird obsession with Jesus…

idjitsandassbutts:

ugh, officially old. 25 is like a hundred in tumblr years.

It’s ok, going with this math the Doctor would be at least 4800 in tumblr years. I’d say you’re good to go.